Sex App Scores Your Bedroom Performance
Want to know if you're any good in bed? Now there's an app that will objectively judge you and your partner's sexual performances.
The new iPhone app called Spreadsheets records how long sex lasts and measures both the speed and frequency of a couple's sexual rhythm as well as the amount of noise created when getting busy in between the sheets.
The phone application can also keep track of how many times couples have sex, the most thrusts per minute a person is able to achieve and the peak number of decibels a person makes when reaching orgasm.
The $2.99 app also has a scoring system that allows users to set challenges to top. For example, a morning lovemaking session gets users 10 points, while an end-of-the-week Sunday session gets users 20.
The app, which designed to analyze data from a user's movement and audio levels through the phone's built-in accelerometer and microphone, provides users with "statistical and visual analysis of their performance in bed," according to its website.
However, it is important to note that the app does not record or playback audio or video. All the data compiled from previous sexapades is stored securely on a person's phone and information is never relayed, backed up, or synced to the internet.