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PA Mom Offers New Car to Any Girl Willing to Take Her Son's Virginity

Update Date: Jul 19, 2013 02:57 PM EDT
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A Philadelphia mom is offering financial support and a brand new car to any girl willing to seduce and take her son's virginity.

The scheming mother posted an ad in the "casual encounters" section of the local Craiglist personals.  The advertisement, which was placed on July 16 with the provocative title of "Sugar baby for my son", reveals that the mom is looking for a woman under 19 years old who is willing to deflower her Harvard-bound son.  However, there is no proof that the advertisement is real.

The anonymous mom explains that her 18-year-old son is an "extremely smart" high school senior who will be going away to Harvard in the fall.  She says that her son has "never had a girlfriend" and is probably a virgin.

She says that her offer extends to any woman aged 19 or younger living in Philadelphia.

"I want to find a cute young girl to date him and turn him from high school nerd to cool college kid," she explains.

She said that her son is "very handsome and extremely fit", and that he is on the varsity cross country team and has almost zero body fat.

However, the mother said that her son must never find out about her plan. She said that she wants the fake meeting to look and feel perfectly natural and not at all preplanned.  She says she is willing to buy four tickets to a concert and give two to her son and two to the chosen girl.

"He'll go to the show with one of his buddies (no way he'll take a girl, he's to (sic) shy to ask them out) and you and your friend will be in the seats next to them," she writes. Afterwards, the paid seductress will "spring into action" by talking to her son during the concert to "eventually pick him up".

Afterwards, the girl will ditch her friends and ask her son to take her somewhere where she will "seduce him and take his virginity".

But there's more.  She mom says that the fake relationship should last beyond one night.  She says that she wants the girl to keep dating her son to show him "different sex positions" until he goes to college. That way, "he'll have the confidence to date other girls once he's there".

The mom promises that in return she'll make the chosen girl's "financial issues disappear" and suggests the girl may even end up getting a car of her choice.

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